This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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