i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
COCAINE IS GR8
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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