i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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