I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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