do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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