His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
True strength comes from lack of pants
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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