i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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