i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck appropriateness.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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