Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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