i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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