people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
so much tequila, so little girl.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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