I need help removing her.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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