let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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