Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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