i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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