Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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