Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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