i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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