i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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