I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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