Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
