Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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