Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
as a side note pls kill me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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