I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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