No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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