I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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