you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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