ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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