Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Your dad touched me again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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