So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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