he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
soo... how was my night?
Congratulations! We have a period
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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