Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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