Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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