google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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