The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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