it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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