Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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