She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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