just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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