as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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