And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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