He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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