my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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