it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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