I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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