Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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