The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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