Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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