it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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