i jhust puked up my retainher.
what if I'm pregnant?
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love makes seman taste better
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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