We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
the liver wants what the liver wants
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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