dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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