You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
soo... how was my night?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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